Contradictions
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Intrinsic Contradictions

This will be a web page dedicated to documenting contradictions that coexist in the Christian system. "Bible Contradictions" will not be under consideration here, but rather contradictions in the very thinking of the Christoholics that comprise Christianity.

Lucy You Got Some Splaining To Do

When it comes to contradictions in the Bible, Christian "explanations", their "could-have-been" scenarios, their one-in-a-million solutions need to be shown for what they are: horseshit. Read this essay first, learn how the Christians think, before you spend time showing any contradictions to Christians.

Tyrannosaurus Pettius Rex

Biblegod seems like one of the biggest crybabies in the universe. He's so jealous he's just got to have ALL the attention, but... isn't jealousy a... "sin"???

Don't Be Such A Cretan

This may be the "silver bullet" of contradictions- this may indeed be a Logical Impossibility that the Christians can't weasel out of. Paul, in the book of Titus, appears to have shot himself in the foot. 

The Intercontinental Ballistic Jesus

The New Testament has Jesus launching back into space from different locations- an obvious contradiction to anyone except a Christian, of course.

Genealogy- J.C.

Set side-by-side, the contradictions between the two New Testament lists of Jesus' ancestors really stand out.

Fishers of Men?

A cartoonish look at the blatant contradictions surrounding the calling of the Apostles.

GOSPEL WARS- Galilee VS Jerusalem

The zombie Jesus, in telling his Apostles where to stay the next forty days, ordered them to stay put in Jerusalem -OR-  take a hundred mile hike north to Galilee.

GOSPEL WARS- Matthew VS John

A long & well organized listing, side by side, of the various contradictions between these two "Gospel Truths."

The Sign On The Cross

Click on the above hyperlink to go and see the one little sign that four gospel "inspired eyewitnesses" can't even agree on  as to what it said.  

November 14, 2004}  Update Re: AOL Library  (see below)
    It looks like the xtians have finally won in taking over AOL. I tried to find ANY of the Atheist communities via the Keywords and all I can get now is a "Spirituality Community" link page. Once again, the Religious Reich's 900 lb. gorilla has managed to squash free speech. I can only wish that one day we Atheists can return the favor so you Christian assholes can feel the same kind of persecution you hypocritically dish out to everyone else.

The original version of my "The Sign On The Cross"  is available as a freebie download for members of AOL. It has remained as the most highly downloaded article in the Atheist library for several years now, currently at more than 2,360 downloads.  Anyway, here is how to get to it...

 

Sign On Cross:  For AOHell Members
Keyword (Ctrl-K)	Atheism
Features (down toward the bottom)	Atheism/Agnostism Library
@ Bottom of the window	Sort Order: Download Count
And you shall see which essay rises to the top of the list: "Contradiction in Bible"

For all you Christians, does that piss you off? Well, you can put your own stuff up right here in my

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