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What Would Jesus Do?

by  Mark Smith

 The "WWJD" fad is the latest gimmick Christians have thought up to shove down their religion into our throats. Bracelets, bumper stickers, pins; all with the "WWJD" logo that the Christian hopes will spark the curiosity of onlookers into asking "What does that mean?" thus giving the religionist an opening for a mini-sermon.

Well, having thought it over, just what exactly would Jesus do, were he alive today?  Would Jesus really make that good of a role model for young modern Christians? And have Christians really thought this one thru all that much??? After all, we can only guess what Jesus would do in modern situations based upon what he already did, or didn't do, in past situations.

What Would Jesus Do?

Jesus never wore deodorant.
Jesus never brushed his teeth.
Jesus never paid a traffic ticket.
Jesus never shaved.
Jesus never used soap.
Jesus never used toilet paper.
Jesus never used Kleenex.
Jesus never went to a Dentist.
Jesus never went to college.
Jesus never graduated High School.
Jesus never got married.
Jesus never went faster than 10 mph his whole life.
Jesus never learned how to drive.

Did Jesus...

Did Jesus pick his nose?
If so, did Jesus eat his buggars?
If not, why not???
Did Jesus jack-off?
Did Jesus fart?
Did Jesus fart in crowded rooms?
If Jesus did fart in crowded rooms, were they divine farts,
smelling far sweeter than any farts that had ever been farted
in the fart history of mankind?
Did Jesus belch?
Did Jesus sneeze?
If Jesus did sneeze, did he say "Me bless me" afterwards?
Did Jesus ever get a hard-on while looking at a girl?
If not, why not? If not, was he gay? If yes, was he "lusting"???
Did Jesus ever have a wet dream while dreaming of a woman???
Was Jesus ever lazy?
Did Jesus ever say "damn" or "hell"?

NOTE: For a real hoot, as well as a "nail in the coffin" to this stupid "WWJD" crap, please also visit Beavis and Butthead as they ask: What Would Jesus Do???

http://www.minitru.org/llf/wwjd.html

If the above is not working, try the alternative site:

http://a.rn11.com/yh/pu/yhgeouspu.htm