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The Apostle Paul   Galatians 4:16

Jesus & His Expired Prophecies

By Mark Smith

Jesus, the FALSE PROPHET OF CHRISTIANDOM, prophesied that all of the following would occur within the lifetime of people living around 33 AD.  

     The stars would fall to earth

     The Great Tribulation & Rapture

     Judgment Day for all mankind

     The Second Coming of Jesus Christ. 

 

 

The time limit he himself laid down has long since expired! Listen to what the liar himself said around 33 AD to his fellow Jews gathered around him: 

 

 

“Remember that all these things will happen before the people now living have all died.”  (Matthew 24:34 TEV)

 

“For the Son of Man [i.e. Jesus] is about to come in the glory of his Father with his angels, and then he will reward each one according to his deeds. I assure you [i.e. swear to you] that there are some here who will not die until they have seen the Son of Man [Jesus] come as King.”    (Matthew 16: 27, 28 TEV)

 

 

Jesus did not return within their lifetime as promised, nor did Judgment Day occur. Therefore, these false prophecies by Jesus make Jesus a false prophet, just as certainly as committing a murder makes one a murderer. But just because Jesus set the "goal posts" of his return as being within the First Century hasn't stopped ancient or modern Christians from fixing the problem by moving the date, the "goal posts", always ahead- just out of reach, sort of like the proverbial dangling of the carrot in front of the horse's mouth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lied to Caiaphas

During his trial in front of Caiaphas Jesus the liar falsely prophesied that his Second Coming would happen within the lifetime of Caiaphas, i.e. while Caiaphas the high priest was still alive (Matthew 26:64). Guess what? Almost two thousand years have passed since Caiaphas has no longer been alive- and STILL NO JESUS!!!

And as for those diehard Christian Fundies who told me "maybe Caiaphas is still ALIVE",  sorry, but Caiaphas really is dead- a photo of his tomb made the cover of the Sept/Oct  1992 Biblical Archaeology Review.

Once again, false prophecies by Jesus prove Jesus a false prophet, as Jesus did not return within Caiaphas’ lifetime as promised.

Within Lifetime of These Roman Soldiers

While Jesus was dying on the cross for being a false prophet, some Roman soldiers stuck him with their spears. These soldiers who stuck him- Jesus was prophesied to return within their lifetime as well. It is written in the Book of Revelation that "Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him, EVEN THOSE WHO PIERCED HIM..." (Revelation 1:7 NASB). Once again, another broken promise, another false prophecy, as Jesus did not return within the lifetime of the soldiers as promised.

 

 

The Apostle Paul also prophesied about the Second Coming. He wrote that it would occur within his lifetime. Christians believe that what Paul wrote was “inspired” by Jesus, so therefore, if Paul screwed up, blame the man who put the words into his mouth- Jesus! Listen to what Paul predicted to his friends of that long-gone era:

 

"Behold! I tell you a mystery; WE SHALL NOT ALL SLEEP [i.e. die], BUT WE SHALL ALL BE CHANGED... in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet...  the dead will be raised..."    (1Corinthians 15:51,52 NASB)  

 

 

"...we WHO ARE ALIVE and REMAIN until the coming of the Lord... Then we who ARE ALIVE AND REMAIN shall be caught up together with them in the clouds..."    (1Thessalonians 4:15-17)

 

 

Note that it’s not "those in the future who happen to be alive when Christ comes back," but rather Paul saying, during the first century, during HIS LIFETIME, these things  could  maybe WOULD take place. Paul clearly prophesied that Jesus would return in HIS era within the lifetime of himself and his friends then alive. This makes yet another false prophecy, as Jesus did not return within their lifetime as promised. 

 

 

 

 

What makes these prophecies unique is that they come with a built in TIME LIMIT. Just like a gallon of milk from the store, these prophecies come attached to an EXPIRATION DATE.  That date was one generation from the time Jesus made these prophecies, to the time it would be obvious they were false. One generation is defined by Bible scholars as about 30 to 40 years(1). There have been over 55 generations of “30 to 40 years” come and go since then- and STILL no Jesus!!!  To 99 out of every 100  honest, non-biased minds, Jesus' reliability as a "prophet" expired LONG ago, having reached the time limit well before 100 AD.

 

 

I suppose that if Christians are still around 10 million years from now, they'll still be trying to rally enthusiasm for the "quick, speedy, any-minute-now(2)" return of their humbug god, Jesus, as falsely promised in their Bible time and time again. It seems for the most part that their faith is immune to any evidence, even from their own Bible. They should face the facts. They were lied to. Jesus broke their trust. They should stop believing in fairy tales and get a life. Jesus lied, & Jesus died. Jesus has been missing for 2,000 years, and is presumed dead.

 

 

 

 

The bottom line? When Christians brag to you that "Jesus never fails!"
you can respond with confidence,

"Jesus DOES fail, and I'll show you where."

 

 

 

(1) Greek & English Lexicon of the New Testament [Robinson], An Expository Dictionary of New Testament Words, Smith’s Bible Dictionary, The Harper-Collins Bible Dictionary, Peloubet’s Bible Dictionary, The Eerdmans Bible Dictionary, A Dictionary of the Bible

(2) Rm. 13:11,12; Jm. 5:8; 1Pt. 4:7; 1Jn 2:18; Rev. 1:1 & 22:6,7,10,12,20 and many, many more.